Sunday, 10 May 2015

Pagliacci



  
 
Pagliacci. Clowns.  Ruggero Leoncavallo's greatest Opera. It as running for a record 20th night at the Chicago Orpheus with Pepi Grandi as the lead Tenor.  Not since the great Caruso had such crowds been seen.

Tonight however Pepi was a little subdued.  In his dressing room before the curtain lifted he had found a set of kippers.  A warning.  A threat.  Pepi would soon be sleeping with the fishes.  He had seen too much.  He knew too much. He had tried to leave the past behind him but it seemed unsuccessfully.

Pepi sang his heart out and the audience lapped it up. Many were in tears when he reached the climax of the second act.  However suddenly Pepi had to wipe the sweat from his brow.  In the presidential box the sinister figure of Dino Coulatti appeared.   Dino ran the local protection and gambling rackets, his presence here tonight was unexpected.  Dino was usually known to frequent the dog racing tracks, thinking opera pretentious nonsense.  His presence here tonight was obviously intended to agitate Pepi the clown, it succeeded. As did other familiar though unwelcome faces Pepi spotted in the crowd.  It seemed as if every criminal element in the neighbourhood were congregating here tonight in anticipation.

Out of the corner of his eye Pepi saw another sinister figure waiting in the wings.  Lieutenant Paddy Murphy.  Local poker faced cop.  Second generation Irish with unbounded enmity towards Italio-mafioso hoodlums.  Pepi clearly was to be taken into custody immediatly after the curtain dropped. Hence the sudden convergence of so many Mafioso here tonight.  They would do anything to stop Pepi squealing to the pigs.  It had all happened by accident.  Dino Coulatti's Henchmen had grabbed and killed Silky Seymour, the corrupt union official.  Pepi had been coming out of the stage door and had seen them bundle silky into a car.  Silky was never seen alive again although rumour had it he was now part of the foundations of the new railway bridge.



The climax of the opera came and Pepi received a standing ovation!

However suddenly the lights went out and the flash and bang of a shot rang out, soon followed by the screams of the audience and the wail of police sirens.  Those who had applauded Pepi now raced for the exits, their primal urge merely to save their own lives.

The police were waiting on the street in force, they arrested every face known to them.  Dino Coulatti and all of his men were handcuffed and lined up against the wall.  They saw an ambulance arrive, several minutes later a body was brought out on a stretcher obscured by a white sheet, but by the sleve and hand dangling down they saw it was a man in clown costume, it was Pepi.

Dino Coulatti looked very smug as he saw the body taken to the ambulance, the one witness against him was dead, but it was not wise to look so smug in front of Lieutenant Murphy.  Several weeks before a low level mafia operator had confessed all he knew to Murphy, after having fallen down the stairs at police HQ twenty seven times in half an hour.  The confession prevented fall twenty eight from happening.

Lieutenant Murphy walked over to the line of handcuffed men, truncheon in his hand.  He landed Coulatti a blow in the stomach that knocked him to his knees.  He did not look so smug now, but Murphy did.

Another police officer, one on the Coulatti payroll helped Dino to his feet saying 'I'm sorry Mr Coulatti, accidents will happen!'.  Murphy then waved dismissively with his hand 'Take the scum to the cells!'

Meanwhile the blood spattered body of Pepi Grandi was taken to the morgue and laid on a slab.  The fine opera singer, still dressed as a clown now lay on a cold slab, the white sheet still over him.

Lieutenant Muprhy walked in and pulled the sheet unceremoniously off him. 

A moment later the clown's eyes flickered, then opened, looking up at the Lieutenant then down at his blood splattered shirt.  Pig's blood looked real but made a terrible mess.

The Lieutenant grinned.  ''Now fatso, your testimony better be worth it, or next time..........'

The clown nodded.  Next time it would not be pig's blood.







Sunday, 3 May 2015

Reflections of a Troubled Mind

Father Monsignor Dominic Gallitravati opened his eyes slowly. Never had he known as deep and satisfying a sleep as he had enjoyed during the previous night.
Now, he was about to experience a shock of major proportions. For he lay in a bed which was not his own and beheld a room about him that he had never frequented before. In short, he had no idea where he was. In fact attempting to recall where he had been the night before was just a large black hole in his memory.

He originally worked in a large library situated in the Vatican of Rome. He was a scholar of the more important works of theology held in the building. The various forbidden texts and codices were under his jurisdiction and often he was called to translate ancient texts and inscriptions.
Lately, he remembered, with regret, he had been feeling disillusioned and depressed by the whole religious bandwagon and ruefully had decided that he had followed the wrong path with his career, but was unable to do anything about it.

Looking about him he took in a large room which was tastefully decorated It had a high ceiling and large windows with dark purple drapes hanging at the side.
Directly facing the bed was a large ornate mirror. Its surround was decorated with what looked like birds and animals which encircled the glass. It was made in a dark wood which reflected a well polished sheen. A truly attractive piece of furniture.

Throwing back the sheets and covers Dominic got out of the bed. He found that apart from his shoes that stood by the bed, he was dressed in his outdoor clothes. What had he been up to, he asked himself and why had he climbed into bed with his clothes on?
The large windows allowed the sunlight to stream into the room and as Dominic made his way across to them he wondered what scene he would see through them.

Below the windows a small village sat. Dominic could see people going about their business in carts or on horseback and everything looked staid and peaceful. But where was he? The few signs that he could make out from his window looked to be written in English of which he was conversant, but had he left Italy? If he was abroad, how had he made the journey and to where?
Then a sudden thought came to him. Had he his passport? If he was abroad then that was the basic of his requirements. And what of money? Dominic rushed over to a set of drawers and upon opening them, found them all to be empty. Looking around the room he spotted a large wardrobe, but after searching it he came up with nothing except for solitary coat hangers and bits of wrapping paper.

Pulling on his shoes, Dominic made his way to the door of his room. He gingerly opened it and checked outside. A large hall stretched away from his door and He realised that he was in a hotel like building. Slowly he walked along the hall, turned and descended a set of stairs and found himself in a lobby. A large door which Dominic surmised, must lead outside was at the far end of the passage and after opening it Dominic found himself on the street. Walking a few steps down the street and looking back Dominic saw that the building that he had awakened in was called St Michael’s Challenge and the building sported a sign depicting the saint dispatching a dragon with his sword. Stranger and stranger thought Dominic.

As he made his way down the road Dominic was greeted by a salute or a nod from everyone he met. Dominic wondered if his clothes clearly showing that he was a member of the clergy explained their deference or that they were just friendly people. All the signs above the shops and at road ends were in English and he realised that the fact that he spoke the language would help his situation.

Ahead of him Dominic saw the familiar shape of a church and as he neared the building he saw on the church’s board that it was named Our Lady of Sacrifice, a Roman Catholic church, thought Dominic. Now I’ll find out where I am.
He made his way up the path and upon turning the handle on a very old studded, wooden door, pushed it open. The hinges gave a shriek and as Dominic stepped into the gloom and acclimatised his eyes he detected movement from the area before the altar. “Ciao,” said Dominic, forgetting that he was in an English speaking country.
A very old priest approached Dominic from out of the darkness and after appraising him, the old man stretched out his hand and taking Dominic’s hand, shook it vigorously. “You are an answer to my prayers!” he shouted loudly. “Now we can restore order!”
Dominic pulled his hand free from the old priest’s. “I don’t know where I am or why I am here. Please help me Father, for I am going out of my mind!”

Later as Dominic and the old man, whose name was Father Francis Benholm, sat in the church’s rectory; Dominic recounted what had happened to him. The old priest shook his head incredulously. “And you have no recollection of how you got here?” he asked.
“But, Father. Where is here?” Dominic wailed. “I have told you that I work in the Vatican and somehow I have been transported many miles from there!”
“You are in the village of Sentinel. We are in the county of Wessex in England,” said the old priest gravely. “You have come more than a thousand miles!”
Dominic was shocked and sat in silence. The questions raced through his mind. Why? How could he get back to Italy? This was a nightmare and when would it end?”

After a few minutes, Dominic broke out of his mental quandary and looked over at the old man. “You said that I was the answer to your prayers. What did you mean?”
The old priest hung his head and sat silently for a few minutes before speaking. “I learnt last week that I am dying and that I only have a few weeks to live. My duty here is very important, in fact absolutely paramount to life on this Earth.”
Dominic laughed and shaking his head replied.” Father, surely God’s message is a necessity, but as to its affect on the well being of the planet. That is why He gave us our own minds and the ability to decide morally whether an action is right or wrong. Surely that is what He requires of us?”

Father Francis reached over and selected a book from a bookshelf. Dominic could see that it was an ancient tome. The cover was made of leather and looked well used. The title was written in Latin and translated as ‘Salvation’. Francis opened the book and handed it to Dominic. “That is a map of our county,” said the old man. “You can see where Sentinel is situated, right bang in the centre.”
“And this means, what?” asked Dominic gazing down at the writing. “It translates to ‘Hell’s Mouth’, but surely not literally?”
Francis raised his eyes to the sky, “Yes, it is literal. Sentinel is the stopper that prevents Satan’s army from emerging and controlling our Earth!”

Dominic looked at the old priest and thought, he has lost his marbles. The shock of the prognosis has pushed him over the side. This is madness.
Francis looked up and saw Dominic’s face. “No,” he said. “I am not mad. This is the truth! Come with me and I will show you!”

Returning to the church, Father Francis unlocked the door and opening it allowed Dominic to enter the building. “We are to descend to the cellars of this old place and then I am sure you will see what is happening.”
The stairway down to the basement was dusty and very dirty. “No one comes down here, except for me.” explained Francis kicking a bit of broken wood out of the way.
As they descended Dominic could feel the atmosphere changing. Initially it had felt warm and musty, but now there was a claustrophobic feel and a definite falling of the temperature.
“People think that Hell is hot,” laughed Francis. “If they only knew the truth.”

Reaching the basement floor Dominic saw that large circles of different metals were inlaid into the floor. Within the circle stood a large cross that was engraved with what looked to be gold and silver. Latin and Greek words were inscribed at the edge of the metal circles and over everything hung a cloud of incense. Candles were lit around the periphery of the room and they flickered in the breeze that blew steadily through the area.
“Behold, the Well of the Damned,” whispered Francis. “The last bastion against the Evil One.”
Dominic looked about him. “And this is your role in life?” he said. “To guard a superstition? Father someone has been fooling you. This is just an example of some religious frenzy without basis. A boogie man to scare the children with!”

Suddenly as if in answer a loud crash sounded from beneath them and the candles wobbled on their supports.
Father Francis gripped Dominic’s arm. “You can’t say this. It will only make them stronger. Don’t you realise?”
Another crash sounded and the floor seemed to distort slightly. The atmosphere was freezing cold and the men could see their breath in the air.
Father Francis took his rosary beads in his hand and began to intone a prayer. Dominic looked on incredulously as once again a crash sounded, but this time the floor with the inlaid metal circles rose high in the air, before falling back into place
“Pray with me Father!” pleaded Francis. “We must calm them!”
Dominic crossed himself and began reciting a prayer for salvation. He spoke in Latin as he was used to in Rome and soon the noise from beneath the inlaid floor quietened.
Father Francis led him from the basement back to the church above. As he locked the cellar door he gave a gasp of relief. “Thank you God for your help and succour.”

Later, upon returning to the hotel where Dominic had woken up, the hotel register was checked.
“There is no one booked into the room that you describe, sir,” said the hotel manager. You say you spent last night in it?”
“Yes,” said Dominic sheepishly. “Would it be possible to book it for a few nights?”
As Dominic had no passport, Father Francis had convinced the manager that Dominic was a close friend of his and whose reputation he could verify.
Francis had also lent Dominic some clean clothes and the priest suggested that he go and have a long soak in a hot bath. They would meet up the next day and try and sort out Dominic’s return to Rome.

Dominic lay on his bed feeling much better after washing and redressing himself in the fresh clothes. As he lay he ruminated on his problem. How had he got across to Sentinel, England? To find yourself in a neighbouring town without any knowledge of how you got there was bad enough, but a country thousands of miles away – mind blowing!
His gaze went to the mirror hanging opposite the bed. It really was a beautiful piece of work with its carvings. Looking at the glass he was surprised to see that it was reflecting something other than the interior of the room.
Getting off the bed, Dominic approached the mirror and looked into its glassy interior. He started back in shock; he was looking into his room back in Rome! The bed was covered with a patchwork quilt which, his mother, God rest her soul, had given him two years ago. A large dark wardrobe in which he kept his clothes and vestments stood alongside the bed and Dominic could see the painting of ‘St Michael and all Angels’ hanging on the wall. What was going on? He turned and surveyed the room that he stood in. How had he got there?
Turning again to the mirror’s displayed image of his Italian bedroom he searched its interior. The room was dark as if the curtains were closed, but Dominic was sure that he could see the curtains held back by the ornate hooks that he used, but what was stopping the light? He squinted and by narrowing his eyes, could make out the obstruction.
For several moments Dominic just stood aghast. He felt faint and shocked at what he had seen. Unable to take it in, he staggered away and collapsed on the bed. He closed his eyes and began praying fervently. Surely not, he thought. No it can’t be.

The first explosion rocketed him out of his revery, the second had him on his feet and racing to the window. Below the hotel people were running about in panic. Their screams and cries rising in the air as they tried to escape. Smoke was pouring from the direction of the church and as it rose in the clear air it transformed into a grotesque head with horns. This was a personification of pure evil, thought Dominic. What had happened?

Emerging from his hotel Dominic instantly ran in the direction of the church of ‘Our Lady of Sacrifice’. He felt sure that was where the disruption was happening. Terrified people, displaced from their homes, fled by him. More explosions sounded and Dominic was shocked to see a creature that looked, for all intents and purposes, like a great spider, race round the corner of a building ahead. Its multilensed eyes swivelled this way and that, picking targets to release their venomous poison which they spurted out of mandibles on either side of their heads.
Dominic turned and saw what the beast had fixated on; it was a little boy, who stood crying. He had run off or had been forgotten by his parents. Dominic ran across and picked the boy up, just dodging the poisonous cloud of liquid that struck the road where the boy had stood.
“Let’s get you back to someone who can look after you,” said Dominic as he made his way towards the church. By now the streets were filling with more and more of the spiders, as well as snake like serpents which snapped at the passing escaping people.
Just as Dominic approached the corner of the street where ‘Our Lady of Sacrifice’ was situated a weeping lady rushed up and plucked the little boy from Dominic uttering cries of thanks for his bravery.
“Take him somewhere away from the church!” shouted Dominic. “You must get as far away as possible!”

As the woman ran off with the boy Dominic turned the corner and was horrified at what was occurring.
Dense black and yellow smoke poured from the church. Creatures of all types, most unknown to man, were rushing out onto the street. Dead bodies lay all about the front of the church and Dominic could see some of the spiders feeding on their flesh.
Dominic carefully made his way up the street staying in the shadows in an attempt to avoid being noticed. Then he saw the body of someone whom he knew. It was Francis!
The priest was lying amidst puddles of blood. Dominic could see a sizeable wound on the back of his head, which he assumed was where the blood had come from.
“Francis,” said Dominic as he picked up the priest. “Francis, are you alright?”
As he spoke, Francis’ eyes opened and as he recognised Dominic, he smiled. “Seems like they have escaped. They must have been monitoring my strength and had detected the cancer. They just waited until they thought that I was my weakest, to break free.”
“What can I do?” asked Dominic.
“You must do what you were sent to do- return these hellish creatures back to their abode and close up the rift!” hissed Francis, his eyes suddenly blazing. “There is no time to lose!”

Dominic stood up and looked about him. The smoke from the church was getting thicker and more and more creatures were emerging.
“But what can I do?” repeated Dominic feeling suddenly very vulnerable.
Francis looked up at him and once again smiled. “You have the key within your head. All you have to do is use it.”

Dominic closed his eyes searching for ‘the key’ that Francis had stated he possessed. All at once he saw pictures in his mind of all the literature that he had had to read while in Rome. The forbidden grimoires and the black codices. All the information from these esoteric tomes was in his brain and all he had to do was use it.
Pulling Francis over to the side of the street he made sure that the priest was safe before he turned again towards the door of ‘Our Lady of Sacrifice’. As he made his way across the road he heard Francis shout, “Go with God Dominic!”

Suddenly words in Latin and Greek were pouring from Dominic’s mouth. He raised his arms and made the sign of the Cross as he approached the entrance to the church, smiting spiders, serpents and other things with his power. The creatures in his wake lay where they had been struck and slowly began melting, their foul ichor running into the gutters and drains.
Once he entered the main building the words that issued from him changed and the language changed to that of the Sumerians. The pitch blackness that had existed within was suddenly lit with a shining globe that radiated and coruscated driving the evil that existed out and back to its origin.
Soon Dominic stood in the cellar and saw the broken floor with the bent and mangled circles of metal lying broken. Now he pointed with his right hand and shook his left in defiance. Once again his speech changed and now ancient Sanskrit could be heard echoing around the chamber. Slowly the floor of the basement began to repair itself. Bricks rearranged themselves and affixed themselves together. A loud groaning could be heard as the great metal circles began to reorient themselves and move slowly back into position. Dominic continued with his diatribe until only a very small gap existed in the now reformed floor. Just as the last bricks began to move towards their final resting places the head of the most loathsome creature Dominic had ever seen emerged from the gap. It was like a large slug with a massive head and as it opened its maw slime and stinking liquid poured onto the ground. Slowly it was breaking through the relaid floor. Dominic was suddenly struck dumb and could only look on in terror as the creature rose from the rent in the floor.

“Dominic!” a voice shouted from behind him. “Throw this at it!” It was Francis. He had struggled into the church and reaching up handed Dominic a small bottle.
“What is it?” screamed Dominic.
“Never mind!” the priest shouted. “Throw it!”
Dominic had been an excellent bowler when he had played cricket at the theological college where he had studied and been ordained. Now all his muscle came into play as he lobbed the bottle towards the monstrosity. It sailed through the air and broke against the blue grey skin of the creature. Seconds later with an unholy screech, it suddenly dissolved and vanished through the hole.
“Now!” shouted Francis triumphantly. “Close it!”
Once again Dominic felt information flow down from some higher centre in his memory and his mouth opened and words, verbs, adjectives and adverbs from a past time flowed from it. The mighty globe of light that had hung lighting up the attempted escape of Hell’s minions fell as if commanded by Dominic and vanished into the closing hole and a cataclysmic explosion sounded from deep down below and flame rushed through fusing the rent shut. – It was over!

Dominic turned to speak to Francis. The priest had collapsed onto the floor and he was panting from the exertion of entering the church.
Dominic fell onto his knees and cradled Francis’ head. “We did it, Francis. We did it!” But the priest looked white and he grimaced as the pain from his head wound stung.
“Yes, we did it but I am afraid it has done for me too. Would you grant a dying man one request, please?”
Dominic looked down sadly at his friend, “Of course Father…anything.”
“Would you stay as priest for ‘Our Lady of Sacrifice’ until another incumbent can be found who has the natural talents to keep Hell at bay?”
Dominic took Francis’ hand in his and said quietly, “Or I could stay here as the permanent priest. I don’t think I will be returning to Rome.”
“But why?” asked Francis. “God brought you here for a purpose, a very important purpose and now you have done what was asked of you why should you not be returned?”
“Because Father, I had lost my faith in the weeks before I was brought here and had come to a decision. A decision which probably was the reason I was brought here. I felt I had lost my way and that nothing could help me.”
“But, you have a career back there, a vocation,” said Francis. “Surely you can forgive yourself, God can.”
Then Dominic told the priest of his final hours before being transported to Sentinel, the deep doubts that he had and finally an inability to go on, and that he had seen his mortal remains hanging from a hook in the corner of his room in Rome.

“I will remain here and look after the people of Sentinel and try to atone for my terrible sin,” said Dominic quietly as Francis closed his eyes for the final time and like the mist at dawn – slipped silently away.




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Cairniehill

Arbroath 26.04.15

Saturday, 11 April 2015

Zaak Xeroff

Zaak Xeroff sat high in the cliffs overlooking the lunar plain. He waited with absolute patience. He had quelled all movement in his body. Only his thoughts moved through his nano-engineered hind brain. Target logistics, size of weaponry and durability of the subject’s outer metal exoskeleton. These were the synaptic movements taking place in Xeroff’s mental circuitry.
All at once the target drove into sight and Xeroff’s arm carrying the sonic blaster raised and sighted on the moving vehicle…

Cecil Wood raised his eyes from the science fiction novel that he was reading and glanced hungrily at the line of similar type storybooks that lined his shelves.
To the left of the bookcase a poster depicting a satellite photograph of the gas giant, Jupiter, sporting it’s perpetually moving storm, the Red Eye.
By the door were two posters, one on which the stars of the night sky were depicted and the other displayed Star War’s galactic cruisers, Death Stars and the Millennium Falcon.
“Cecil!” a voice shouted. “Are you still upstairs? Your tea is getting cold!”
“Aw Mum,” wailed Cecil, “I’ve told you before; I want you to call me Zaak!”
Footsteps sounded on the stairs and Cecil’s bedroom door was suddenly thrown open to reveal the formidable figure of Cecil’s Mum. With a floral pinafore on, her hair in curlers and her feet shoved into her faithful old baffies, even Zaak Xeroff would have found battle with this entity daunting!
“Cecil, if you’re Dad and I had wanted to call you Zaak, we wouldn’t have christened you Cecil!” roared Mum. “Now, put down that stupid book and get downstairs and eat your tea!”

As Cecil ate his bacon, eggs and chips, his mother ranted on at him.
“It’s been the same since you left school. You just laze around the house reading those silly space books of yours. You need to get a job my lad and sooner the better.”
“Aww Mum, wailed Cecil, “I would if I could. I’ve been down the Job Centre a zillion times and there is nothing to be had!”
“Right then, you can wash the tea dishes tonight and Dad and I will watch the telly. OK?” she said.

As Cecil plunged the greasy plates into the hot soapy water he gazed through the window behind the sink, up to the starry heavens. Although the inside light caused a bit of a reflection on the glass, Cecil could still see the glowing orb of Jupiter and the dark red sultry eye of Mars.
“I wonder if there really is life out there?” he mused. “But, probably not life as we know it…Jim”

The next day dawned with cloudy skies and a light drizzle. Cecil pulled the curtains back and watched as Charlie Pringle the postman, walked up their front path and approached the front door. The bell rang and Cecil heard his Dad go to the door and after opening it, greeted the mailman.
“Hi Charlie, that’s a miserable day,” he laughed. “Got anything for me except bills?”
Charlie scratched his head and handed Cecil’s dad the mail, one letter at a time. “Sorry, Bill, plenty of the brown ones for you, but there’s a white for Mrs Wood.”
Cecil heard the front door shut and his dad go groaning along the hall towards the kitchen.
“A final reminder for the Gas. I’ll have to get that paid today… There’s a letter from your dear old dad, love.” said Mr Wood handing his wife the envelope.
All at once, downstairs Cecil heard a great whoop of joy from his Mum.
“Cecil! Cecil!” she shouted. “I’ve got a surprise for you. Come down stairs…now!”

When Cecil had washed and dressed he made his way down the stairs and into the kitchen where his parents sat at the kitchen table. His Dad was engrossed in reading the local paper, while his mum was scrutinising some sheets of paper.
“What is it Mum?” he asked, hopeful that it was something nice.
Cecil’s mum looked up and her face lit up.
“I’ve had a letter from your Granddad. I was telling him that you were looking for a job and that you would consider anything…” Mum said looking menacingly at Cecil. “And Granddad has come to the rescue. He wants to make a vegetable garden outside his back door and he needs a fit young man to dig it for him!”
“Mum, Grandad lives in the back of beyond! How long will I have to stay there?” Cecil wailed.
“Cecil’s mum checked the letter again. “He says a couple of weeks should see it done, so you can catch the bus tomorrow morning and get started right away.”
Cecil looked across for some support from his dad, but his father knew which way the ‘wind was blowing’ and shaking his newspaper out vanished behind it.

As the bus approached the stop, Cecil’s mum handed her son his suitcase.
“Right,” she said. “You’ve got everything with you haven’t you, toothbrush, toothpaste, soap, clean underwear…?
“ Awww Mum!” groaned Cecil looking around him at the passengers who were waiting at the stop with him. “Don’t embarrass me!”

Cecil waved to his mum as the bus pulled away. He surreptitiously pulled one of his science fiction books out of his pocket, where he had hidden it. Mum had been quite emphatic about him taking any reading material at all. “You’ll be too tired to read that tripe, my lad. If you feel bored talk to your granddad, he’s great company.” She had said with a laugh.
Soon Cecil was back with his hero Zaak Xeroff on the lunar floor. The ambush of the vehicle had been a success and Xeroff and his men had hijacked loads of laser weapons for the rebellion.

Beckinrale was many miles from where Cecil stayed and as the hours passed, Cecil began to get hungry, so he put his book away and pulled out the sandwiches his mum had given him and began to eat them. As he ate he looked about at his fellow passengers.
There was a lady with a little baby on her knee in the next seat to him.
Behind sat two elderly people, a man and woman. Both seemed to be snoozing, for their eyes were shut.
In front of him, Cecil could see the back of a man’s head. His hair was very messy and it looked as if it could do with a wash. As if he knew, the man suddenly turned round and caught Cecil watching him. His eyes were funny; they were different colours, one blue and the other brown. The man held Cecil with his stare and the boy felt like he was being watched by some sort of reptile. All at once the man turned round and
Cecil relaxed. What a strange feeling, he thought.

By the time the bus got to Beckinrale, it was beginning to get dark. Cecil wondered if he was going to have difficulty finding his granddad’s cottage when through the bus window, he spotted the old man waiting at the bus stop for him.
“Hi Granddad!” Cecil shouted, as he stepped off the bus. “Thanks for waiting for me.”
“Cecil, I’m so glad to see you. Did you have a good journey? Your mum rang me and gave me the time of your bus.”
As the bus pulled away Cecil felt a cold shiver go down his back and in turning saw the passenger with the odd eyes watching him. He was smiling unpleasantly and seemed to be very interested in his granddad and him. The bus turned a corner and was gone leaving Cecil feeling decidedly upset.”
“Who was that on the bus?” asked his granddad. “Someone you made friends with?”
“Not exactly….” whispered Cecil, giving a shiver.

Granddad had put Cecil in his spare room. A camp bed lay on the floor alongside a large pile of blankets.
“Will this do you, son?” asked his granddad. “I’m sure you’ll be warm enough.”
“Fine granddad,” said Cecil. “I’ll just unpack my suitcase.”

As Cecil prepared for bed that night he gazed out of the window at the night sky. The stars seemed much clearer there, so far from the town lights. Cecil felt that if he had wanted to, he could have reached out and pulled them out of the sky.

Next morning Cecil woke when granddad’s cockerel crowed. It was six o’clock! Cecil hadn’t been awake at this time for a very long time, at least since he was eight and had a paper round.
“Good morning!” shouted his granddad as Cecil made his way to the bathroom for a wash. I’ve made you porridge, toast and a cup of tea. Will that do you just now?”
Cecil looked into the mirror that hung above the sink. His reflection looked back at him with an expression of utter gloom.
“It’s going to be a long two weeks…” he said to himself.

That’s where I would like to have it,” said granddad enthusiastically. “I would like potatoes, carrots, turnips and some peas. Do you think you can do that for me?”
The old man had marked the area with sticks and as Cecil looked over the expanse of wild, uncultivated ground his heart sank.
“Sure granddad, “he said with false relish. “I’m sure I can manage it.”
“Well, I’m going down to the village post office to draw some money out for your wages…No, I told your mum I would pay you a decent wage,” Granddad said when Cecil told him that payment wasn’t necessary. “I’ll be back soon, so you can make a start whenever you like.”

The tools, a spade and a garden fork, that granddad had left for Cecil, had seen better days and were coated with rust. Cecil just hoped that the heavy work wouldn’t break them.

The first time that Cecil thrust the spade into the ground, it rebounded and almost smacked him in the face. Striking more carefully the next time, the spade cut through the grass and Cecil was able to peel the sod back off the earth. After that although not easy, Cecil managed to expose quite a sizeable patch of soil and when his granddad returned he could see the old man was impressed.
“Well done, son. That is a very impressive start you’ve made. Let me get you a celebratory cup of tea.”

And so as the day progressed, more and more of the potential vegetable garden was exposed. Cecil piled up the turf to allow it to dry out and as the light began to wane, he knew that the digging of the earth was to follow the next day and that it would be back breaking. What with all the roots and fibres that had to be dug out of the soil, it would be many days before he could till the earth prior to planting.

That night as he stood by his bedroom window he surveyed the progress that he had made. Although aching all over he felt the warm feeling of achievement filling his soul as he looked at the dark earth which had lain for so long hidden, now exposed to the elements.
Suddenly something bright rose from the dug ground. It rose and then hovered steadily. Cecil tried to see what it was but the reflection of his bedroom light was interfering with his view of the object. He turned and raced across to the light switch and turned the light off, but by the time he returned to the window, it was totally dark outside again.

When Cecil tried to describe what he had seen to his granddad, it felt like he had experienced a nightmare brought on by his choice of literature.
His granddad had laughed and pulling an old newspaper out of the cupboard had pointed out a news item to the boy.
“There were strange lights reported being seen over Beckinrale last month,” the old man said. “Strange colours and things moving about at high speeds that suddenly vanished. A load of tosh, I say. It was probably seen by people who had had a drink too many down at the King’s Head!”

Next morning after breakfast, Cecil returned to his project. Picking up the spade he leant the blade edge on the surface and placing his foot on the back forced the metal into the earth. It sunk in about seven inches and hit something solid and undoubtedly from the sound it made, metal.

Not only was it metallic, it also sounded slightly hollow. Off course Cecil’s imagination began to run away with him. Could it be? The fantasy was forming in his mind but before he could get too carried away he realised what it actually was. Definitely not what he had thought –or imagined! Another couple of spade digs and he had it: a disappointingly ordinary helmet, looked like something from the war. Granddad would know about this, he thought and set off to find the old man. Sure enough Granddad knew exactly what it was.

“That’s my old tin hat from 1943” Granddad inspected it carefully. “This little dent was from an air shelter – nothing serious!” He added quickly.
“I was in such a hurry that I tripped and hit my head – lucky I had the helmet on!”
Granddad grinned. “Never expected to see this old thing again…” 

Cecil was getting bored with digging. All he had to look forward to was blisters and aching muscles and Granddad wasn't much of an encouragement. He kept saying inane things like “hard graft never hurt anybody!” and “This’ll toughen you up, lad.” To which Cecil had some choice thoughts of his own but he managed to keep them to himself. He remembered Mum’s strict instructions: “Don’t you be giving your Granddad any cheek now, you’ll find him set in his ways - just humour him and remember no lip!”

He only had to stick it out for two week, which was a consoling thought -just two weeks. That was all. How hard could it be?

In practice it was turning out much harder than he’d expected - Much, much harder! At the moment he was struggling to even make it to lunch. His stomach grumbled a protest, informing him that it had to be lunch time by now. His stomach was never wrong. But when Granddad eventually showed up he produced an old wrist watch showing that it was, in fact, bang on lunch time. Cecil looked doubtful.

“See for yourself” Granddad said. The watch face, with its antiquated tiny spear-like hands and roman numerals was virtually indecipherable to him. He was used to Digital. He’d wanted to bring his IPhone but Mum made him leave it.

“See, it’s just after noon,” said his Granddad. He handed the watch to Cecil.
“Here, you’ll need this . . .”
Cecil still looked doubtful.
“Go on then put it on!”
“Ah . . . thanks Granddad” He tried to sound grateful.


Even with his new watch he found keeping track of time difficult.
Time in the village of Beckinrale seemed to run at a different rate, a much slower one. It was as if he’d travelled abroad to a different time zone and had to reset his internal clock.

The mornings were the worst. The cockerel crowed with infernal relish every day, six am sharp! And Granddad followed suit with a bellowed “Rise ’n shine!”
This was when those aching muscles kicked in and Cecil found that he could hardly move – never mind jump out of bed!

Granddad’s recommendation of a curative cold shower wasn’t well received - was he joking! He’d said it with a twinkle in his eye, too cheerful by far for first thing in the morning. Cecil was tempted to tell the old man where to go but his Mum’s strict command held his tongue: “No lip! Humour Granddad and his old ways!” It was hard. The old git was driving him crazy!

Could he even manage to stick it out for another two days? Let alone two more weeks! He seriously doubted it. Even the dreaded Job Centre seemed preferable to this purgatory. He was used to a different life, one in the 21st century, not this miserable regression into the middle ages.

One morning, with the relentless cockle-doodle-do still ringing in his ears, Cecil lay in bed thinking “I can’t go on”. It was a recurrent thought, even though he knew he had no choice. It’s like the film Ground hog day, he thought. The same routine repeating every day. Now he was waiting for the inevitable “Rise n’ shine!” but it didn’t come. There was only silence, a heavenly silence which stretched on . . . and on . . . Had Granddad slept in? Granddad never slept in! He was an early bird. Cecil began to worry.

Eventually He had to get out of bed to check . . . He knocked lightly and listened. “Granddad . .?” There was no response. Then he heard snoring!
Feeling like he had the moral high ground he bellowed:

“Rise n’ shine!”

This was payback! There was a grunt and then Granddad shouted:

“Get back to bed you clot! It’s the Sabbath!”

The Sabbath, thought Cecil in consternation. He should know this . . . it sounded oddly like a rock band.

“The what?” was all he could think to shout back.

“Our day of rest!”

“Oh” The penny dropped. Why didn’t Granddad just say it was Sunday in the first place?

Somewhat deflated but nonetheless pleased at the idea of a ‘day of rest’, Cecil headed back to bed.

“Mind!” came a shout from Granddad’s room “we’ve church at eight, so don’t dillydally”

Oh great, thought Cecil, so much for the day of rest. He didn’t dwell on it though as he was already feeling very sleepy. But just before he drifted off he remembered the name of that band: black Sabbath . . .

Cecil awoke from a strange dream with a heavy metal soundtrack. It was all a muddle now as his dreams tended to be. But he had an image in his mind of the man from the bus, the man with the funny eyes, one blue and one brown . . . he was in the band, his messy hair even wilder than before.
And his face morphed into a demonic Ziggy stardust! There were quire boys for some reason. It was now a weird sort of gospel band and Ziggy changed to David Bowie, in his ‘the Man who fell to earth’ persona. His eyes were even more reptilian, like when he removed his contact lenses in the film. Strangely, he was wielding a gavel, banging in on a lectern, and he    a minister’s dog collar. The banging was loud.

“Come on Cecil, we can’t be late. I’m an elder of the kirk, so we have to be on time. They will not start without you today. It’s a special service -”

“Ok Granddad, give me a minute” Cecil still felt groggy from his strange dream. He wondered vaguely about the ‘special service’, what did Granddad mean?

“Don’t worry Cecil, we always do it with newbies” said his Granddad.
Cecil didn’t feel particularly reassured. As usual his imagination was running away with him, for some reason he was thinking in terms of ‘Village of the damned’.

Granddad rushed them through the morning routine at break neck speed, hoping to make up time but they were still running late when they arrived at the church.

“Come on Cecil – let’s get inside” gasped his Granddad, breathless from the brisk pace up the hill to the church entrance.
“Everyone’s already inside” he added with a wheeze.

Cecil felt an unaccountable dread as he eyed the huge double doors. It was so quiet, more like a crypt than a church, he thought.  

“Come on” urged his Granddad. The doors creaked with classic eerie Hammer house acoustics. Inside the congregation turned in silence to stare at Cecil and his Granddad. It was like that moment from ‘An American werewolf in London’ except instead of the village pub it was the village church and the effect was multiplied by a congregation of nearly a hundred souls.  All eyes were fixed on Cecil. Then there was a collective sigh, a murmuring and rustling. Shoes scuffled and scraped as movement returned.

Now all eyes turned to the figure standing at the pulpit. Cecil stared in disbelief. It was him!

“Come up to the front, we’ve kept you a seat” The minister gestured to the front pews.

Granddad turned to Cecil and spoke in a hushed voice:
“That’s the man from the bus isn’t it?”
Cecil nodded. He was still staring in disbelief. It was like his dream.

“Welcome, welcome – the service is about to begin!”

Cecil had the most terrible thought, something that shook up all his denials. What if all he had been imagining turned out to be true . . . and in that case he wondered how much Granddad really knew, and more ominously, how much did he himself really know Granddad?

“We are gathered, brethren,” intoned the minister in a booming voice. “To prepare for the days ahead. With the waning of the Moon, we will begin.”
Cecil listened in silence. What was going on? What was going to begin?
All he wanted was to get out of this spooky church with its spooky people and get off home.
“Grandad…” Cecil began to say, when his granddad turned to him and glared.
“Sshhh!” he hissed. “Listen to the meister!”
“What is a ‘meister’?” whispered Cecil.
“Our leader, the minister before you.” Grandad said and turned away.

Cecil listened in growing horror as the ‘meister’ spoke to the congregation.
“You have done well since our arrival many lunar months ago. The human forms we occupy have provided us with valuable information as to the ways of our enemy. They will know nothing of their approaching fate until the very end!”

Later that night after Cecil and his granddad had arrived home; they had tea as if nothing had happened. Cecil was amazed, for his granddad had kept tight hold of him as they made their way home and Cecil expected to be locked up to prevent him escaping. Instead the old man laid the table and put out bread, butter, jam and cakes as if it was an ordinary evening.
“Grandad, what is happening? What was that minister talking about?” Cecil asked. He felt really worried and knew something was wrong.
“Don’t you fret boy,” replied Grandad. “It’ll be alright in the morning.”

Later that evening Grandad fell asleep in his chair and Cecil decided to try and escape. Whatever transformation was going to take place to him would occur over night. Cecil shivered imagining being ‘taken over’ by some unknown thing. What were they? Where had they come from?
Just as he rose from his chair his Grandad’s eyes flickered open.
“Time you were in bed, my lad,” said the old man. “You’ve got a vegetable patch to plant out tomorrow.”
Grandad stood up and went over to switch out one of the electric lamps that had been lit when it got dark. As he touched the switch he received an electric shock and fell onto the floor.
“I told you that lamp switch was faulty, Grandad. Are you alright…” Cecil began to say, but stopped when he saw what was happening to his grandfather.
A cloud of gas was rising out of his prone body and as Cecil watched it gathered into a cloud in the centre of the room. Deep in the clouds interior, Cecil could see electrical flashes and heard a buzzing.
“What, the …” shouted Cecil jumping out of the way as the gas cloud moved towards him.
From within the cloud a voice shrieked.
“I have no form. I am loose from my host!”
“What are you?” screamed Cecil. He felt the hair on his head rise in terror.
“I am one of the Skeeran,” the voice moaned. “But I have lost my form.”
“Where are you from?”  the boy demanded.
“Our race was from an area that you know as the Hydraces Cluster,” the voice replied. “We are a warring faction and take what we need.”
“But why come to Earth? What do you intend to do with us?”
“Occupation, subjugation and annihilation,” came the icy reply.

Suddenly Cecil’s granddad gave a loud moan and sat up. As he rose so the cloud of gas fell towards him and began to seep into his body. Soon it was gone and Cecil helped the old man to his feet.
“I have got to mend that light,” said Grandad. “Now off to bed young man.”

As Cecil lay in bed that night thoughts flew through his mind.
These were real aliens! They intended to destroy the Earth! He, Cecil Wood, had got to stop them. But how? What would Zaak Xeroff do? The electric shock his granddad had received seemed to dislodge the entity, but how could he stop it returning to its host.

Cecil waited till he heard his granddad make his way to his bed. Soon the noise of snoring permeated the house and Cecil knew he was safe to move.
Pushing his bedroom window open, Cecil slipped out into the night and made his way back to the church. That was the centre for the aliens, so he decided to do some reconnaissance.

The moon gleamed down on Cecil as he made his way quietly through the church’s graveyard. Although the atmosphere was spooky, Cecil was far more scared of what lurked in the church.
Slowly he raised his head to look in at one of the church windows. A strange bluish, green glow was visible within the building. Cecil could hear murmuring and the odd loud voice. The congregation were all there and being spoken to by the minister or meister, as his granddad had called him.
“We must leave and release the agent,” screeched a voice from within the church.
“No!” another voice interjected. “It is too soon!”
Cecil moved to another window and found that he could see what was going on much more clearly. The meister was in front of about thirty people. Cecil could see men, women and even some children. They must all carry the aliens within them, he thought. How was he to rid them of this burden?

About an hour later the meeting broke up and the people streamed out of the church, heading towards their homes. The meister stood at the door and watched them as they left. He seemed a little dazed looking, thought Cecil as he peeked from behind a gravestone. He had the fixed gaze of someone in a trance. Then Cecil heard something that froze his blood meister began speaking, but not in English, but some garbled, guttural noise that resembled the noise of a squeaky door. It got louder and louder and Cecil had to cover his ears as the noise became painful. All at once it stopped, but the meister’s mouth continued to move. Cecil then realised that the sound had become so high pitched that it was no longer audible to human ears!
All at once a beam of light shone down upon the meister. Its whitish blue colour bathed the man in its brilliance and Cecil watched in horror as the meister began to disappear. Soon there was only a transparent image of the man in the beam, then he was gone and the beam with him.
Cecil felt sweat running down his brow. Where had he gone?

After waiting for a further hour Cecil decided it was safe to go into the church and investigate. As he quietly opened the door and entered he held his breath. Everything was so silent…eerily so!
He made his way up the aisle towards the altar and as he did he kept an eye open for any sort of movement, but saw no one.

He opened a door to the vestry and made his way inside. The minister’s desk had some documents on it, as well as a couple of pens. Someone had been signing something, thought Cecil as he picked up one of the pieces of paper. The writing looked foreign and Cecil could not make head nor tail of it. What was going on?

Remembering his granddad’s accident with the lamp, Cecil made his way to the church’s main fuse box and checked the wiring. Lying about the floor were pieces of clipped wire where an electrician had dropped them while carrying out routine maintenance.
Cecil checked in one of the cupboards below the fuse box and found a spool of heavy duty wire. Pulling it out he laid it on the floor and began to unwind it. Slowly he pulled more and more off until he had enough to reach the inside of the church. He knew that what he was about to do was wrong, but he had to do something.
Remembering what one of his pals had done when he wanted to connect wires, Cecil pared of the covering plastic off exposing the metal wire. Selecting a terminal on the fuse box that was lacking a fuse he screwed the red and black wire to the terminals, making them fast.
When he had done this he found fuse wire holder and using a piece of the cut wire from the floor, he wrapped it around the pins. Now, the fuse would carry a much higher current than it had been designed for.
Carefully pushing the wire into the shadows, Cecil tried to disguise its presence. Taking the other end of the wire and exposed the metal of the wires. Then he slid the wire down to the floor behind one of the pews.
After he had made sure that his handiwork was not visible, Cecil crept out of the church and made his way home.

“Wakey, wakey!” came a loud voice in Cecil’s ear. He felt that he had only been asleep for a couple of minutes, but here was his granddad waking him up for another day of gardening.
“Rise and shine, young man,” said Granddad. “We have to plant some seeds today.”
As Cecil washed and dressed he thought about the previous night. It seemed like a dream to him, but he knew it wasn’t. The aliens were in control of the people of this parish and their global plan was world domination.
As Cecil ate his breakfast he wondered if his granddad knew that he harboured an alien within his body. It seemed ludicrous, but Cecil knew that it was true.

At the end of the day the vegetable plot was planted out, the rows neatly marked and watered. Granddad stood and admired the sight and complimented his grandson.
“Yes, you’ve done an excellent job, Cecil. I am sure the garden will bear fruit after a few weeks.”
Cecil looked up at the old man’s face and wondered if he should try and warn him, but what could he do while the alien was in control?

Cecil was awoken from sleep by a heavy thumping coming from the front door. It was the middle of the night and was pitch black. Once again the thumping came and Cecil heard his granddad rushing down the hall.
“Ok, ok. I’m coming!” he shouted as he grasped the bolts on the front door and pulled them across. The door swung open noisily.
Cecil lay listening, but apart from the wind gusting around the window, he could hear nothing.
Then, Cecil heard the noise that the meister had made the previous night outside the church. The shrieking rose and fell and as before entered the inaudible range. Cecil’s bedroom door was suddenly thrown open and a figure raced in and restrained the boy.
“Let me go you bugger!” screamed Cecil as he was dragged out of bed and onto the floor.
 Then he was shoved out the bedroom door into the hall and then out of the front door into the night! Outside stood the meister, viewing him with his different coloured eyes. In his hand he held a torch and shone it into Cecil’s face.
“It is the night of your assimilation into the group,” said the meister triumphantly.
“And what if I don’t want to be assimilated?” asked Cecil angrily.
“Oh, I think that you will enjoy our company,” the meister retorted with a laugh and turning to a man who had appeared out of the dark, said, “Take him to the Church and we will carry out the transformation.”

Cecil was manhandled through the graveyard and into the church. A chair had been set next to the altar and the boy was seated on it and secured by ropes. People began arriving in small groups until the church was quite full.
“We are met tonight to allow one of our brothers to have the freedom of movement and to prepare for the domination of this planet,” said the meister talking to the congregation.
A man came up to the altar bearing a large bottle like receptacle within which swirled a fog like substance.
“Behold our brother, newly awakened!” the meister shrieked holding the vessel aloft.

Cecil had been working on his bonds. The rope that he was tied up with was very old and worn and by flexing his muscles he felt the rope give a little. Turning to watch the meister’s antics, Cecil knew that his ‘assimilation’ was about to happen. Giving another fierce tug on the rope, Cecil broke free and as escaped he ran against the meister causing him to drop the bottle like receptacle which plummeted to the ground and smashed! A gas rose from the broken shards and from it issued a shrieking noise like a pig being killed.
“Quickly, quickly!” screamed the meister. “Our brother is unable to survive long without a host. Grab the boy!”
But, Cecil ran as fast as he could towards the vestry and upon gaining entry swung the heavy door shut and locked it. A furious knocking ensued on the outside of the door.
“Open this door now!” came the order. “If you don’t open it right away, we will break it down!”
Cecil looked about him for a weapon, but all he saw was an old rusty key for turning the water of the sprinkler system on, that he assumed had been fitted in case of a fire. Of course, he suddenly thought, water that was what he needed!
Carefully, in case it broke, Cecil turned the water cock to open with the old key and when he was sure he could hear the water running through the pipes, he ran to the fuse box and forced the doctored fuse into its holder. Then rushed to the door and threw back the bolts, opened the door and plunged through the people who were trying to get in.
He ran this way and that, avoiding grasping hands and legs stuck out to trip him. He climbed atop the altar and as he did picked up a lit candle and stretching up held it below a water sprinkler that projected from the roof.
“Stop him!” the meister shouted. “Quick grab him before he lets the water loose!”
But it was too late, for with a gurgle and a hiss, all the sprinklers began to spray water all about. It was like a monsoon and people ran about covering their heads to protect themselves from the deluge.
Then, all of a sudden there was a scream, followed by another and another as people began dancing puppet like. Their limbs jerked and bodies shook as the electricity coursed through them. It had been released into the water and was reaching everyone, everyone that was except for Cecil. He was standing on the altar, a safe island in a sea of pandemonium and craziness.

As it had started so it finished with a sigh. The water stopped gushing and sluiced away. The people fell to the ground and lay still and gas began escaping from their bodies and collecting into a huge cloud that hung beneath the church roof. Cecil looked up at it as it swirled and eddied.
“You are defeated!” shouted Cecil to the gathering vapour. “Go back to wherever you came from and don’t bother us again!”
From deep in the cloud came a groaning and a voice could be heard pleading.
“Please, please. We are finished. Let us share your planet with you.”
“No! You are not welcome here,” shouted Cecil. “Don’t you understand?”
“No,” came the voice again. “We understand that and we will go, but allow us to feel what it is to be human again…just for a few of your Earth minutes.”
Cecil knew that once within the people’s bodies, the Skeeran would reassert their domination and everything would be back to square one!
Cecil jumped down from the altar and ran over to the back door of the church throwing it open. The wind rushed into the building and began to pluck greedily at the cloud of Skeeran.
Next of all Cecil crossed to the front door and also threw it open. Now the church acted as a wind tunnel and sucked at the air within the church.
Then all of a sudden a large gust of wind caught the cloud and rushed it to and through the front door of the church into the night sky and away. Cecil watched as the stars were temporarily occulted, then the sky became clear again and the stars twinkled as clear as ever.
People were rising groggily to their feet as Cecil re entered the church. The body of the meister was nowhere to be seen, but no one except for Cecil noticed his absence. Everyone felt as if they had awoken from a dream and after families gathered together, they all made their way home.
After disconnecting the wire from the fuse board, Cecil checked that apart from wet floors, the church had escaped any real damage. He closed both the front and back doors and made his weary way home.

Next day, grandad walked down to the bus stop with Cecil.
“Well, lad,” said the old man.” Sorry it was all work and no play.”
“That’s ok Grandad. I was glad I could help you out,” replied Cecil with a smile.
As the bus pulled away and at last, granddad faded from view. Cecil pulled out his Zaak Xeroff comic and settled down to read it. As he read a piece of ‘derring do’ by his hero, he felt a feeling of warmth course through his body.
“Yes, Zaak, didn’t we do well?”




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