Monday 27 February 2012

An unfinished tale ( If anyone wants to finish this they are more than welcome)


`Especially important is the warning to avoid conversations with the demon. We may ask what is relevant but anything beyond that is dangerous. He is a liar. The demon is a liar. He will lie to confuse us. But he will also mix lies with the truth to attack us. The attack is psychological, and powerful. So don't listen to him. Remember that - do not listen.`

The Exorcist.

Ring…ring… ring… John Malley was in ecstasy. The usual nocturnal utopian dream, of sun sex and sangria. Ring… Ring… ring… Fumbling for the receiver he picked it up.

 `John… Malley?`

The voice on the other end sounded respectable, rational even.

`Yes.` Replied Malley, picking a hardened crust from the corner of his eye.

A, Mr Malley, I’m dreadfully sorry to call at this god forsaken hour but I have a dilemma. It’s my car you see, It appears to have broken down. I was given your number from the all night filling station in Larchwood. Do you know it Mr Mallay?`

`Yes, retorted Mallay sighing, I know it.`

`Mr Malley could you come to my assistance? I have been driving through the night and I have the most important meeting in London tomorrow morning, the petrol station attendant said you are the best mechanic around and you offer a 24 hour breakdown service. I realize the hour but I felt I had no other option?`

`Ok, Ok.`Malley was despondent at the thought of dragging his warm arse out of bed. The fact that it was 3am and he had the most gorgeous piece of fluff lying next to him made it all the more unbearable.

 `It’s a hundred pound call out and that’s before I try to fix the thing, Mr, Mr…?`

 `Yes that’s fine and, I’m so dreadfully sorry, replied the voice, it’s  Rimmon, Dr Peter Rimmon.`

 Malley, pulled on a pair of oil stained jeans. ` Just my fucking luck, I score the best shag for a long time and some tory fuck breaks down in his… fuck I never asked him what kind of car he drives. It’s gotta be a BM or Merc  by the sound of the voice.  Tory bastard, what the fuck does he expect me to do in the middle of the night?`

 Malley slapped the sleeping woman’s buttock. `Be ready for me when I get back.`he hissed.
 The woman grunted, `Johhnnn`, sighed and pulled the crumpled duvet back over her naked body.

Malley's pick-up stood where it always stood. Battered, rusty red, the pick-up had belonged to his father and was definitely nearing the end of its shelf life. 

Malley pushed the key into the lock and pulled open the door.

The burst mattress imitation synthetic seat was breathtakingly cold against his warm back.

`Shit, shit, shit,` it's Baltic thought Malley as he popped the ignition . 

The pick-up burst into life with a cough.


Sunday 26 February 2012

Limbo (リンボー) experienced by King Mob.

                                                                               

The frigorific ice cracked open beneath his filthy naked feet; plunging the boy into the freezing waters below.

`Help somebody! Help me please.`

He could see the solider, clad only in khaki shorts, crawl on his stomach toward him, tentatively, clutching a rifle between his chattering broken teeth.

The boy's eyelashes began to solidify, frozen crystals forming on the unkempt strands of his saturated hair.

`Please help me, please…`

The solider inched ever closer, ever nearer to the struggling boy. Only yards away, he pulled the rifle from between his blue lips and thrust it toward him. There was no communication; no need, the silent manoeuvre explained everything.

The boy reached out for the tip of the weapon, his fingers frantically scraping the bitter solidified mass on which the gun lay. His anesthetised hand unable to clutch the only thing; the only item which remained between life and certain death.

The solider pulled the rifle back and again flung it forward toward the floundering gasping head.

Like a swatted maniacal fly, the boy made one final frenzied attempt, one terminal exhausted effort to grasp the glistening bayonet.

Cheek pressed firmly into the glaciated covering, the soldier lay. Breathless, sobbing, bleeding snapped nails ripping deep disjointed fissures into the gelid arctic surface...

...the figorific ice cracked open beneath his filthy naked feet; plunging the boy into the freezing waters below.

Saturday 25 February 2012

Hide (short Story) by Dr.Strange

Hide


‘Boo!’

Jamie spun round, saw the kid – He’d come out of nowhere.

‘Oh, what a fright!’

Jamie pretended not to be scared; he performed a pantomime of horror like Marcel Marceau. His eyes bulged, his mouth formed an ‘o’, he clutched his chest.

‘Gotcha!’ the kid was grinning with delight. He was a freckle faced, ginger nut with big front teeth, like a rabbit. His eyes were concealed in laughter lines.

‘Gotcha, gotcha!’ he squealed.

 ‘Yeah, I’m really quaking’ said Jamie in his best cool voice.

‘Admit it, I gotcha’

The kid was younger than Jamie. He was wearing a Spiderman t-shirt and baggy blue jeans – no shoes. Where had he come from? Jamie noticed the swaying of the curtain; he couldn’t see any other hiding place – unless the kid had hidden underneath one of the dust sheets covering the furniture. Not likely; there was no disturbed dust.

‘Ok, you gotme’ Jamie admitted and slightly lifted his hands in surrender. The kid grinned.

‘I thought we were the only ones viewing the house’ said Jamie. The kid’s smile faltered; he looked puzzled.

‘Are your parents up stairs?’ asked Jamie.

‘My parents?’ he looked …confused? ‘No, I was playing hide and seek…’

‘Oh, right…who with?’

The kid was silent. It was hard to read his expression; it was thoughtful…verging on blank…lost?

‘I’ve been hiding for a long time…I can’t remember…I think they’ve gone…’

‘Who?’ persisted Jamie.

The kid’s lost look was abruptly replaced with a crafty expression, as if he had just remembered something secret. He stared over Jamie’s shoulder. He started to back-up against the wall.

‘Who!’ Jamie repeated. He resisted the urge to look behind, to turn around.

‘Them!’ said the kid, pointing. He pressed back into the wall – actually into the wall - dissolving! Only his head and pointing arm remained visible as he said:

‘Hide – the monsters are back!’ Then he was gone…a departing word/thought (?) echoed in Jamie's mind:
'Sorry...' it dwindled as if a curtain had been pulled on a hiding place...leaving Jamie alone - no, not all alone... 

Jamie stared at the wall – not daring to look behind him ...Sorry?...them, them! Now he was scared! He imagine the  old chant: 'ready or not here we come!' and he thought: 'I'm not ready!'


There was a sound; a deep guttural reverberation, with a smell like the worst case of bad breath ever; worse than rotten eggs.  The foul exhalation formed syllables, barely recognisable:

‘Gocccchhhaaaah’

Friday 24 February 2012

Dead Cert. (Short Story) by Dr. Strange


Dead Cert.


I’m dead; the odds are against me; everyone knows; they’ve seen it all before - but there are never any witnesses. Watch for those side bets, though; they’ll bet on anything in this place: how long will I last? Will I go down fighting, take the bastards down with me? Not likely but you never know - desperation can drive you to extreme acts. Maybe I’ll top myself like that poor fucker, the Thomson kid – another victim. He didn’t stand a chance and he knew it.

Am I really any different? I thought I was; I had a plan, I wasn’t going to take it lying down, make it easy for them. It might have worked too – but time has run out. I’ll never know now. A pity; I’d give anything to wipe the stupid smiles from their ugly faces.

I’d made friends, too few, too late. I was still an outsider, really – and that could be fatal here; you needed allies; needed to belong, to be part of a gang. And as for my plans; they needed time, they were useless now. Word was that I had a day at the most…

I felt like a caged animal – helpless pray for some bigger beast; a lamb for the slaughter. But I would not go silently. I wasn’t a defenceless animal; I had a weapon; I had a brain – my brain got me the weapon. I needed to use both; my brain was my weapon. They called me Egghead; they called me Bookworm, the Cogan’s called me Worm – they saw this as my weakness. Little did they know - this was my strength!

Must think! Revise the plan; think - there must be away; OK, I had to be fearless. But the problem was I was scared shitless! And fear paralysed the mind, paralysed thinking - I knew I wasn’t thinking clearly at all …I had to get a grip; I had to think, think - think! Those fuckers were not going to get the best of me. I had to stay in control.

I used the calming technique I had learned from Barlow, from my old hustling days. He called it fire breath; slow breathing, really - but it always worked, no matter how agitated I was. Slowly, with each deep breath, I became more settled, more focused. I was starting to think better, think clearly, to get my head into gear…to relax…

Barlow taught me this; saved my life, really. If it hadn’t been for him back on the streets…well there’s no point going there…let’s just say I owe him, owe him big time. I’ll never be able to repay him now; a real regret, a deep sadness. Everything else is bullshit. Barlow was a tough act to live up to – maybe he could save me again, a final time, even if I do fail.

I knew what to do; I knew what Barlow would do – that was enough. Whether it will work or not was another matter…

I had to see it like a con; they were the marks; they were greedy, boastful - stupid. There were weaknesses and assumptions that could be exploited. They would be over-confident; they would probably toy with me, seeing me as easy pray, defenceless. Let them believe they had me at their mercy, let them believe they were in control. That would be their first mistake. Maybe it would be enough.

When they came I was ready, as ready as I ever could be. I had rehearsed it in my mind, visualised the scene. Barlow had taught me; visualise what you want to happen, make it happen.

I was on the floor, on my knees, with my head bowed and my hands up in prayer. I didn’t need to look up; I heard the sniggers at my cell door.

 Ha! He’s praying ! ’ They saw weakness, an easy victim.

They didn’t see the wooden table leg taped to my back. They didn't see the fierce look in my down cast eyes. I didn’t move until their legs came into my line of sight. I had marked the spot. Then it was just my hands coming up as if in surrender. I didn’t take my eyes of big Cogan’s knee as he leaned forward.

I moved: just as I had visualised; I grabbed the table leg and swung. There was an audible crunch as my makeshift baton tore through knee cartilage!  Big Cogan collapsed, screaming. His brother’s retreating knee received the next blow and he was down.  I could hardly believe it!  I was standing now and they were both howling on the floor, clutching their legs. I think I went a bit crazy then.

When I got out of solitary the Cogan’s were still in hospital. I was no longer an outsider; someone had stuck a film poster of the Judge Dredd character on my cell wall, with the note: welcome back! They cheered and chanted on my return to B block: Judge Dredd! Judge Dredd! Judge Dredd!

I think I liked my old nickname better; Bookworm! I kept thinking I’m not dead, I’m not dead – I’m alive! I intended to make the most of it; make the most of my time; two years to serve and a well stocked library at my disposal…

Wednesday 22 February 2012

Final Ambition

FINAL AMBITION


“Wake up Mr James, it’s time for your sleeping pill,” said the pretty little blonde nurse called Tilly.
I opened my eyes slowly. I had been dreaming of being down the pub with the fellas downing a pint of Stella. The steady thump, thump of the darts hitting the board behind me resolved into the thump, thump of Mr Grayson’s ventilator. I realised that I was still in the intensive care unit, part of Carchester Infirmary and still dying of liver disease.
“You know, Tilly,” I said patiently. “If I am asleep then I don’t really need a pill.”
“You’ll be grateful to me when you are wide awake in the middle of the night,” Tilly replied petulantly and flounced out of the ward.

I was in the final stages of the disease and quite resigned to die. I was sixty eight and had had a good life with a great wife and family.
My wife Anne and I had been married for fifty one years and visited me religiously twice a day.
My daughters had been in to see me daily, with their husbands and their children, my grandchildren.
It was the children that got to me the most, their little faces often wet with tears. Their naïve questions like “Are you going to Heaven, Grandpa?” or “Will you be an angel, Grandpa?” Death at their stage of life is unimaginable, an impossibility, a mystery.

When the bell signalled the end of visiting and the family members, friends and acquaintances trooped out waving and mouthing ‘ See you soon’ to those they had visited. When bedside cabinets were festooned with fruit, lucozade and boxes of sweets. When the ward settled back to normality and cups of tea were handed out to those conscious, then I felt the regrettable loss and nostalgia. A lump would form in my throat and my eyes would get damp.
I knew that I had hugged all my family one by one and planted a kiss on the little ones’ cheeks, but the feeling of unfinished business still hung in the air. They had all attempted to look hopeful and cheerful as they left but I could see the worry and concern in their eyes. Would I survive the night? Would they ever see me alive again?

I lay back and picked up my book and found where I had left off reading. It was an adventure story but not one that really gripped your imagination. I read it but missed chunks out due to thinking of other things. Eventually the sleeping pill took effect and I fell into a dreamless sleep.

When I woke in the morning and after we had eaten our breakfast, the chaplain stopped round for a chat.
“How is everything with you Mr James?” he asked tentatively.
“Well, I am still dying Mr Richards,” I replied waspishly, reading his name off a badge on his lapel.
“Yes, I realise that, but have you made your peace with God?”
“God and I are very close friends, Mr Richards, He and I have always been on first name terms.”
“Good, good, and your wife and family, Mr Green, how are they taking it?”
“We all know the score and we have no allusions about the situation. Anne will be well looked after once I have gone, of that I am sure.”
“Death is not the end, Mr James.”
“Yes,” I replied a little too snappily. “I do know that.”
“Nobody knows, Mr James. We of God’s flock have faith.”
“Look Mr Richards, thank you for stopping by, but I am totally prepared for my demise.”
The chaplain looked down at me with a kind of pity and then he turned as if to go but paused momentarily.
“You know you stay conscious for about a minute after your heart stops beating, “ he said turning to face me again. “You can see and hear everything.”
“And this is something you know?” I asked, a bit put out by this ominous information.
“Common knowledge,” he grunted unkindly, happy to have shaken my positivity a bit. He smiled and walked out of the ward.

The rest of the day including the visit of my family passed in a kind of a haze. The chaplain had shocked me with his little bit of ‘scientific memorabilia’. Material more use to a game show contestant or trivial pursuit aficionado.
I had always imagined the end being peaceful, a blacking out, the tunnel of light and being reunited with family and friends. To be conscious as doctors and nurses try and revive you, or worse, give you open heart surgery! Horrors!

Nurse Tilly came into the ward later that day. She had my sleeping pill with her, but she could see I was upset and sat down next to my bed.
“Now Mr. James, you mustn’t worry, we all have to pass over – eventually,” she said in a gentle tone.
I said that I knew this but told her that Mr Richards had really fazed me out with his ‘Tale from the Crypt’ which I proceeded to tell her all about.
The long and the short of it was that after I had finished, an infuriated Tilly stormed down to the main office to find out where Mr Richards was and to give him a real dressing down for upsetting one of her patients.

It was a totally different Tilly who returned to the ICU twenty minutes later. She looked extremely puzzled.
“You are sure the chaplain’s name was Richards?” she asked.
“Well, he wore a name badge with Richards on it,” I replied. “Why?”
“Because, Mr James, the chaplain of this hospital is a Mr. Montgomery. No one has ever heard of a Mr Richards.”

The next few weeks saw deterioration in my condition until I could barely move. My muscles felt seized up and ached intolerably. I was given morphine routinely and my family and I knew the end was near.

One warm evening in August my dear wife Anne gave me a big hug and with tears running down her face whispered’ Goodbye my darling’ as she prepared to leave. My sweet family stood together by the doors of the ICU and waved. This was it I thought not the end but the beginning of a journey. I raised my hand with Anne’s help and returned their salute.

Later as I sat in my wheelchair which held me tighter than a lover I thought over my life and knew that I had enjoyed every bit of it.
“Come on Mr James,” said Tilly bustling into the ward. “You must come onto the balcony to see the marvellous sunset.”

The sun was a massive ball of red light which set the surrounding clouds alight with its radiance. Venus the evening star sat in the west shining like a diamond adding to the magnificence of the scene.
As we watched the sunset, Tilly asked if I had any regrets with my life and I thought again of my past years, but only one thing raised its niggling head.
“I always regret.” I began to mumble, but at that precise moment an alarm went off in the ward and Tilly after asking if I would be alright, ran off the balcony into the ward.

The evening wing soughed round the building and a few bats flitted through the darkening sky.
“Good evening Mr James,” came a mellifluous voice from behind me and Mr Richards stepped into view. “It is such a lovely evening, a perfect time to die.”
I struggled to move but my muscles had given up the ghost and all I could do was listen to what this creature had to say.
“The purpose of my visit earlier was to establish your theological standpoint with a view to possibly acquiring your soul. I know this must sound a bit archaic but well the battle between good and evil still goes on and we are always recruiting.
It felt to me as if time was standing still with bated breath as this intercourse took place between us, a mortal and a…….a devil?
“I now realise that you are a staunch Christian so I must barter for your soul to see at what price you will renege your firm stance. Will it be immortality, a dukedom in Hades or what……?” he paused and looked into my eyes.

I looked back and deep in his irises I could see the unquenchable fires of Hell burning endlessly. This was an impossible situation.

Mr Richards slowly raised his hand and I felt myself being lifted up. I hovered above my wheelchair and then swung round until I hung upright. Very slowly I drifted up until I was balancing on the parapet of the balcony. I could see people moving like ants below me.
“You mortals have an inborn fear of falling and I know that you must be terrified. But look at the world beneath you; it could be yours just for the asking. Relent and give me your soul. It is that easy.”

I turned and looked at the monster dressed as a priest, a parody of good attempting to denigrate all that I and my family stood for.
“No, it is not easy,” I muttered. “I want nothing to do with you, creature.”

“Oh well,” said Richards. “It was worth a try. Well at least I can hear you attempting to scream as you plummet to the pavement.”

I felt his telekinetic hold relax and I stood balancing above the void.
“Actually, I was just about to tell Nurse Tilly what the only regret of my life was and you have given it to me…..freely.”

Suddenly I felt my heart give one last surge and then stop. I knew that I was now running on fumes.

“What did I give you freely mortal?” screamed the minion of Hell.

I bent my knees and fell forward into the arms of the wind. It supported me, it bore me high in the air and it carried my final words of triumph to the failure, Richards.

“The chance to fly like a bird,” I cried as loud as my weakened voice could stand. “To fly like a bird.”


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Friday 17 February 2012

Ambivalent.

                                                     AMBIVALENT




“Bread
Milk
  Butter
  Apples
    Oranges
    Coffee”

It rang in my head when I woke up at exactly 08.05. I lay still and counted the number of shadows on my wall. Seven. Odd number. Not so good. I searched round and almost missed one almost tea stain like shadow hiding just behind the wardrobe. Eight. Even. That’s better.

Washed and dressed. It was a red day so this decided the tie. Red with a fleck of gold. Shoes were polished to a very high shine. No sloppiness Armitage! I berated myself.

Breakfast. Two eggs cooked for exactly ten minutes. One sausage. One rasher of bacon. Two bits of toast.

Had to remember to get bread, milk, butter, apples, oranges and coffee, I thought.

Washed my dishes and checked my supply of provisions. Bread, milk, butter, apples, oranges and coffee. No chance of running out. Several examples of these were stock piled in the kitchen, in the living room, and in my bedroom. Couldn’t afford to run out. No sir!

Put my coat on. Took my coat off checked for any pieces of lint adhering to the fabric. Put my coat on. Took my coat off. One last look for bits of lint. Put coat on. Three times. Odd number. Took it off again and then put it on. Four – even- good.

Opened front door and closed it. Opened the front door and checked up and down the street. Was he there? No one in sight. Closed front door. Locked the door, then unlocked it. Locked the door again. Twice, that is OK.

On the bus I gave the conductor the exact money. I keep envelopes made up with exact money for the bus. If I didn’t have the exact money I would have to return home and start off again later with the exact money. Got to be exact. Yes sir!

As the bus moved slowly through Westchester my mind began to relax. I hadn’t always been like this. It had all begun after I returned in the plane from a holiday by the Black Sea. The weather had been gorgeous. Does one say gorgeous – now a days?
I just lay on the beach and tanned. Plenty to do after dark, casino, bar and of course the clubs.

Someone is asking to see my ticket. A man in a uniform. I stand up to attention. Yes sir I say, of course sir. I hand him my ticket and he punches a hole in it. One- odd - not good. I ask for it to be done again. The man looks annoyed but does it and hurries off down the bus. Two – even - good.

I return to my final night when I had met two gentlemen smartly dressed in suits. We drank until the early hours and I must have passed out for I found myself in bed in my hotel the next morning.

Got to remember the bread, milk, butter, apples, oranges and coffee. Need some meat and potatoes, but definitely the bread, milk, butter, apples, oranges and coffee.

One of the men had given me a present of a record. I wrapped it well, two times, but it still got broken. Into four bits, bad, but even so, a bit of good.

I get off the bus and avoiding stepping on the cracks. I usually try to take a step back and three forward, but it is busy and I just repeat the alphabet six times.
I check around me for the small man in the black coat. He has fair hair and a small moustache. I keep seeing him but if I close my eyes and turn round four times when I open my eyes, he has disappeared. Yes sir!

I check the colour of the cars passing. Too many black cars is bad. Several light cars pass and I feel all is well with the world. Yes sir! I find an empty bit of pavement and taking one step back I am able to take three forward! Bliss!

The little man with the black coat is standing across the road in a doorway. I close my eyes and turn round three times and I am just about when I trip over something and fall to the ground.
As I get up, a man is shouting at me. He says I stood on his dog. He says I am an idiot and to watch where I am going in future. I check for the small man, he has vanished.

Jamieson’s Supermarket has everything I need. I must remember the bread, milk, butter, apples, oranges and coffee. I take four trolleys from the stack and leaving the first three, take the fourth. I push it through the foyer of the shop keeping a look out for the man in the dark coat. I’m sure he’s following me.
I collect apples – Red Delicious., bread – crusty loaf, milk – semi skimmed; healthy, oranges – satsumas and coffee – Red Mountain. After collecting a piece of roast beef, some smoked bacon and a bag of potatoes – Maris Pipers, I head for the till.

The little man is standing in front of the tills. He is coming towards me. I am scared. What can he want? I try to spin round with my eyes closed but when I open them – he is still there.

Mr Armitage, he is saying. How does he know my name? Mr Armitage you have to come with me, he says in a low solicitous voice. I recite the alphabet four times but it doesn’t help me.

The store’s musak comes on. It is one of my favourite records and I hum along with it. I’m sure a pretty girl sings the song. I am sure I saw it on my T.V.

Mr Armitage, the man repeats and all at once I see another black coated man coming towards me. He looks like a gorilla. He is very tall and is scowling at me. His hand is inside of his coat.

The music stops and a new record is played. I know it, it is the one that the men in suits gave me when I was on holiday. The one I broke into a lucky four pieces.

Suddenly it feels as if something inside my head had exploded. It is all bright light. I must remember to get the bread, milk, butter, apples, oranges and coffee, I shout out. The two men are very interested and I see the smaller of the two writing something in a notebook. My brain is burning and is becoming filled with numbers, letters and symbols. I am going to be sick. I start spuing not sickness, but all the rubbish in my head. I am sure the little man’s pencil will catch fire, it is moving so fast.

Then all at once I feel totally purged. My head is clear and my thinking is uncomplicated. I feel great!

The larger of the men pulls out a pistol and aiming at my head fires three time then a fourth time, bad but some good.



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Wednesday 15 February 2012

Eternal Night A Short Story





Eternal Night



Morning was beginning to dawn over the mighty city of London. A red sunrise greeted the early risers and reflected in the grey waters of the Thames. Seagulls floated on the surface of the river while others glided high up in the sky. The street lights began to go off and buses began to make their way over the bridges and along the roads to pick up passengers either on their way to or home from work. Just another day in paradise.

Suddenly a perceptible shudder went through the fabric of the area. It only recorded as zero point five on the Richter scale but was still experienced by many of the inhabitants. Some put it down to the Underground, some to an enthusiastic pilot in a jet exceeding the sound barrier and to some who were engaged in affairs of the heart, the ‘Earth had indeed moved’ for them.

Deep down on the surface of the Thames’ riverbed the clay and lime layers had flexed as the Earth had given its shiver, but rather than the effect having passed off without repercussion, an injury was induced. A crack opened in the floor of the waterway, immediately filled with water which began to run down through the successive layers of stone and sand beneath.

**

“Come on hit him!” screamed someone in the crowd as John Sampson swung a meaty left hook.
“No don’t move back! Attack Attack!!” another spectator shouted as he saw Sampson’s opponent, Dave Beccles falter.
It was situation normal down at the London Underground yard. The evening shift had turned up to begin their labour and with nothing to do until the foreman arrived to allocate them their jobs, arguments had broken out and tempers had flared.

Two of the main protagonists were John  Sampson and Dave Eccles, Both had gone after the same lady and were now locked in mortal combat to prove their worthiness. Unbeknown to both parties the said lady, a Emily McGuire, was walking out with one of the station managers, but she, being a romantic at heart had failed to tell either of them and was flattered to see her effect on two full blooded males.

“Right break it up you two!” shouted Sam Walker, the foreman, as he pulled the lads apart. “We’ll have no more of this nonsense or you’ll both get your cards!”

Sampson and Eccles stood glowering at each other. You almost see the electricity shooting from their eyes.

“You two can take track search duties tonight!” said Sam angrily. “See if you can work together as human beings. Your on the Aldritch line and don’t let me catch you loafing about.”
“Aww, not the old Aldritch!” said Dave. “That place stinks and it’s got rats. Can’t we have the new Jubilee?”
“You’ll take what I give you my lad,” shouted Sam. “Now get your tea and sandwiches and get to it!” Sam was ex Army and didn’t take shite from anyone especially a whippersnapper like Eccles! “And don’t forget to take your radios!”

The two lads made their way up to the canteen where Rosie Smith filled their flasks with hot sweet tea and handed them over ham and cheese sandwiches.
“Thanks Rosie,” said John blowing the lady a kiss.  “You certainly look after us.”
“Someone has to,” retorted Rosie laughing. “You both need a nanny!”

The entrance to the Aldritch line was reached after climbing down countless steps and several doors. The system was designed to act as a firebreak in the event of an accident on the line, providing staff and passengers with a safe exit from the network.

The area of track the lads stepped into was dark and smelly.
“Yukk,” said John. “What a dump!”
“Well you know the Aldritch line; it’s so old I am sure the cavemen used it!”
“Sampson and Eccles! Come in!” came a strident voice from their radios
“Hi there Sam,” replied John. “We can hear you.”
“Get moving, I want the line done tonight, not next week!”
 “Roger that, Sam!” shouted Dave.

Switching on their lamps the two young men began to check the track. The line was not as popular as the other ones and so the number of trains operating was minimal.
“We’ll see the last train of the night in an hour and a half,” said John.
“Yes,” replied Dave kicking a small bit of wood off the line. “Then we won’t need to worry about getting run over!”
“Here Dave,” said John in a wheedling voice. “How about letting me see Emily tomorrow night”
“Over my dead body!” replied Dave. “She’s my bird, not yours!”

So the next hour passed with the two young men getting deeper and deeper into the Aldritch network. Checking the rail for breaks and other defects liable to cause the trains damage or accident. Their radios crackled with static and echoed off the dripping tunnel walls.

On the Easterbarn station stood six passengers awaiting the arrival of the last train on the Aldritch line. A cold wind blew up the platform and moved the waste paper that previous travellers had dropped.

Mary Baillie, a typist had worked late to get work done for her boss. He had offered to drive her home, but she had refused on the grounds that it would take him too far from his home. She was a gem and her boss knew it and treated her with respect. Mary pulled her coat tightly round her and shivered slightly.

Jean Wilson and her two children Ben, five and Elizabeth, six, were on their way back from her mother-in-law’s. She didn’t like to have the children up so late, but the elderly lady was in the early stages of dementia and really needed professional care, but Jean tried to do her bit. So when her mother-in-law had rung after tea to say that she had lost her purse with all her money, Jean had dressed herself and the children up warmly and ventured into the night. The purse had subsequently been found where the old lady had put it – in the fridge and after making sure everything else was alright Jean and the children had left to catch the last Underground train on the Aldritch line that night.

Bill Browning had worked late that evening trying to remove a wheel from one of his customer’s cars. The car had lain in a garage for two years and the wheel nuts had rusted badly. Bill could feel a twinge from his muscles when he had thrown his weight into trying to unscrew the nuts. Before he had closed his little garage that evening he had had the satisfaction of removing the nuts, the wheel and laying bare the brakes. That was tomorrow’s job thought Bill ruefully. He wished the train would hurry up and come so that he could get home and have a good soak in the bath before he went to bed.

The sixth passenger waiting on the platform was Joe Meagel, a smalltime crook who operated in the East End doing jobs for one of the big criminals. Breaking and entry, a bit of grievous bodily harm and the odd burning to allow falsified insurance claims. He had had a chequered history as soon as he had started school and had just got better at being bad as time went on.
Tonight he was on his way to ‘encourage’ a shop owner to pay protection money. He might have to remodel the shop and smash a window or two, but he knew that cash would be forthcoming.


“I’m stopping for a bit,” said Dave yanking his satchel off his shoulder and sitting down on a large rock at the edge of the tunnel. “Come on you idiot, pour a cup of tea for yourself.”
“Less of the idiot, Eccles or I’ll give you a black eye. I’m just going to have a look see round the next corner and then I’ll have my scran,”replied John.

Dave shook his head, what a dork, he thought to himself. How could Emily have any feeling for the great lug? Biting into one of Rosie’s sandwiches Dave felt a feeling of intense pleasure when he realised the filling was roast chicken. Good old Rosie he thought.

John checked the rails up to the corner but found nothing amiss. Stepping up to the bend he shone his torch light into the blackness. What’s that, he thought to himself as the light glinted off a large expanse of what seemed to be water? Walking steadily towards the anomaly John heard the steady drip of water. He shone his torch up on to the roof and saw where the water was coming from; a large crack about a foot long.
Immediately he pulled his radio out and hurrying back to where Dave sat began transmitting.
“Sam! Sam! Pick up! shouted John into his radio. “We have an emergency!”
“What’s wrong Sampson?” asked Dave with a derisory laugh. “A bit of paper on the line?”
“What is it?” came an angry voice from the radio.” What emergency?” Sam had picked up the message.
“Sam, we have flooding in Section Eight. You’ll have to stop the train!” shouted John.
“Eccles, are you there?” said Sam. “What’s all this about flooding?”
By this time Dave had been round to see the pool of water.
“Eccles here, Sam,” replied Dave. “There has been a lot of water dripping from the roof and it has collected on the tracks.”
“Do we need to stop the train lads? asked Sam. “It’s a bad area for condensation what with the river above it. We could close the line after the next train, just to get it out of the way.”
“Its due in ten minutes,” said John checking his watch. “What do you think we should do? Its speed will probably cause a splash onto the tunnel’s walls but won’t affect the train.”
The radio was silent for a minute then,
“You two lads!” shouted Sam. “Get along and try and estimate how deep and broad that puddle is. Now!”
                                                                 *
The six passengers boarded the Underground at Easterbarn station. A junkie had scuttled off the train when the doors had opened and apart from the driver, a veteran of forty years on the Underground named Colin Lang, the train was empty. The six sat down in various places within the two carriages and gazed out through the dirty windows at the advertisement posters on the walls of the tunnel. The train pulled away from the platform.

“Aw, Dave, why do I have to wade into the middle to check the depth?” wailed John.
“‘Cause you do,” replied Dave smiling as his colleague’s boots filled up with water.

John stood up to his knees in the pool of water. A constant stream poured from the crack in the roof.

“Well?” came the voice of an irate Sam. “Is it passable or not?”
“It’s too deep!” shouted John making a decision. “You’ll have to stop the train and get it to reverse back to the last station. That‘ll be Easterbarn won’t it?”
“Right!” said Sam. “I’ll get on it!” The radio went dead.

The two young men settled down to their tea and sandwiches. There would be no final train that night as Sam would stop it and make all the arrangements for the repair crews to get into the tunnel and repair the crack. The line would be out of commission for at least a week during the work.

Unbeknown to anyone the radio link to the train had failed two days previous. No one had used it and so the defect was not discovered. Now Sam realised that something was amiss when he tried to raise the driver. Harsh crackling was all he got in response to his demands for a reply.

Dave stood up and stretched himself. He turned and stepped up to the tracks. There was a slight vibration as if a train was coming.
“Ahhhhhhh!” screamed Dave throwing himself backwards as the Underground train suddenly rushed around the corner and ploughed on towards the flooding.
“I thought it had been stopped!” shouted Dave getting up off the ground. “It’s going to hit that water!”

The train raised an almighty wave either side of itself. The water crashed into the side of the tunnel and smashed back onto the train engulfing it. All at once a large blue flash lit up the tunnel then everything went dark.
“It’s short circuited the electrics!” shouted John. The trains knackered.”
“I think it is a bit more than the train that is knackered,” said Dave trying to use the radio. “I think this section of track is off line as far as electrical power is concerned.”
“We better get to the train and help the passengers,” John said running towards the immobilised train.

Inside the train there was panic. The internal lighting had gone off and with the blackness of the tunnel, nothing could be seen. The children were screaming and their mother was trying to pacify them.
The driver was making his way through the train gingerly in an effort to discover how his passengers were. He had suffered a blow to the head and blood was running down his face.

“Is everyone alright?” someone asked from outside. Two people stood outside with torches. They activated the manual release for the doors and forced them open.
 Dave and John stepped into the carriage and shining their torches about saw that there were five adults and two children inside.
 “Is everyone alright?” asked John again. “The train ran into a large pool of water and its short circuited the power.”

“How do we get out of here?” asked Colin. “I was the driver.”
“Your injured mate,” said Dave. “Do they have a first aid kit onboard?”
“Never mind that,” said Colin. “We have children here and they need to be somewhere safe!”
“It’s only a little pool of water,” said Joe Meagel. “Can’t we just hoof it back to Easterbarn?”
“I think that is what we must do,” said John taking charge. “I am sure that there is more water coming through that crack than there was an hour ago. You can tell by the noise.”

The men carried Jean, Mary and the children to dry ground and then began to walk. To the children Ben and Elizabeth, this was an adventure, but they both looked scared. Mary held Elizabeth’s hand and Ben clung to his mother’s.

Bill Browning walked with Joe Meagel. The two men stayed in the glow from the torches, watching their feet in case of any loose material lying round.
Colin walked with Dave and John. He now sported a large bandage around his forehead. “How far do you think we will have to walk?” he asked.

“Well Easterbarn is about three quarters of a mile from here,” said John. “But we can only walk as fast as the slowest of the group, the children.”

They walked for about half an hour and by then John and Dave had picked the children up and were carrying them on their backs. Their torches were beginning to fade slightly, so they switched one off to conserve the energy.

There had been a trickle of water running from the direction of where the train had come to a stop and it ran down the centre of the rails off in the direction of where they were going. It seemed as while they walked that the trickle got stronger becoming a definite flow.
“I think the leak has got worse,” said Dave quietly to John. Both children had fallen into a troubled sleep on the lad’s backs, so they could not hear what was being said.
“We might need to get off this line if it gets any worse,” said John. “We don’t want to get washed away!”

Dave pointed ahead at some buildings built into the wall of the tunnel. “That’s the old workshop there. If we go through it we come out on the old Union line.”
“But what do we do then? We would be trapped across there.” said John.

Suddenly there was an almighty crash from somewhere deep in the tunnel from the direction they had come from.
“That’s the tunnel roof come down! We have got to get into that workshop! There will be tidal wave in seconds,” said Dave. “Quick, we have to get away from here.”

The group raced towards the workshop and Dave forced the door open. Just as they all got inside John went to close the door. He shone his torch into the tunnel and was horrified to see the train they had left being washed before a wall of water. It tumbled and crashed into the walls of the tunnel. Sparks flew as metal struck the stonework and rang like a gong.

“Quick, through to the other side!” shouted Dave.

“No!” screamed Colin Lang. “The old Union line is blocked at both ends. We’ll be trapped!”

“Where will we go?” shouted John. “This workshop will fill up with water very quickly!” And as if to demonstrate, the door gave a groan and water began to cascade through the edges.

Colin pointed to a set of stairs. “These lead to the next floor. We might be able to hold out there.”

Bill and Joe stepped forward and took Ben and Elizabeth from Dave and Joe.
“Quick lads, lets see if the upstairs is any drier.” The water was lapping at their ankles already and Dave knew that with the River Thames above them, the water pressure would be massive.

They all climbed quickly and having reached the upstairs room, John slammed the door shut. It would be a temporary block until the water level rose high above them.

“Of course!” shouted Colin excitedly. “The escape tunnel to the surface! Health and Safety made the company put it in. It was in case there was a fire in the workshop. I had completely forgotten about it!”

Colin ran over to a large tube that projected from the room’s ceiling. He began to unscrew a large wheeled handle, when he had unscrewed it far enough a large hinged cap of iron swung down revealing a ladder that led off into the darkness of the tube.  

“Colin, you lead the way,” said Dave handing him the torch.

“We wont be trapped in this tube, will we?” asked Joe looking up into the darkness.

“No,” said Colin leaning down to help Ben into the tube. “The other end just needs unscrewed like this one.
Joe looked into Elizabeth’s face and smiled as he handed her up to Colin.

Gradually Dave, John and Joe helped the passengers up the ladder.
Eventually, Colin shouted down to Jean that they were almost at the top.
By this time the water was welling round the men’s feet. It wouldn’t be long before this floor was submerged as well.

“Right Joe,” said Dave. “Up you go!”
The little man seemed reluctant to go. “Someone has to close off this end of the tube,” he said. “Which of you is going to stay?”

John turned to Dave and said, “Up you go mate and look after Emily for me!”

“Oh no, no way,” shouted Dave. “I’m not leaving you!”

“Your both going, it’s me that’s staying,” said Joe Meagel. He held a gun and was pointing it at the lads. “I’ve done some rotten things in my life so it is time I paid for them. Looking into that little girl’s face …… You two, get into that tube. Now!

Joe watched Dave and Sam vanish into the darkness and then swung the heavy lid up and screwed it tight.

As the water lapped higher and higher he remembered a story his grandmother had read to him. What was it called, he thought to himself? Oh yes, A Tale  of Two Cities by Charles Dickens.  It had been very exciting, he thought and as the water lapped up to his chin Joe remembered the famous last words of Sidney Caxton, the hero, ‘It is a far, far better thing that I do than I have ever done. It is a far, far better rest that I go to, than I have ever known’.

Action Man (Short Story)




Action Man

I had to locate the mark first.

That was always the tricky part, as I trudged through the rain, squeezing the trigger was easy. I hated to bragg but my experience was second to none. Conflict after conflict and since going alone, uncountable hits.

My death machine was my beloved Blaser Tactical Sniper Rifle. A high precision take-down weapon, as their known, fitted beautifully into a small case with an allen key and a 4 minute build time. It took me less, I was obsessed with practice.

Approaching the rear of the property, about 200 yards away through the woodland, I scouted for a position. I was camo'd up invisibly, complete with combat jacket, bush hat and MTP face paint, just as they'd taught me in the British forces, the best trained army in the world.

Locating a suitable low lying bush, just by the attacking edge of the woodland I sat amongst it. Infiltration completed. There, I checked my watch, time was good, and built my weapon. Suitably built, loaded and in position I would wait and wait and wait.....

Not noted for being the most patient guy in the world but after years of practice I was getting good at it. It was an art in itself but preparation was the key. Once that was in place, it was down to opportunity and accuracy.

A time check revealed 23.37pm, won't be long now, and then i could add another notch to my stock.

The rain still fell, I was drowning amongst the woodland but i had a job to do, a deletion to carry out. Light was bad but I'd left the night vision scope back at base. I'd get by, I was trained to....

Then without warning, the Mark arrived, on the move, towards the rear of the property, I tracked him in my sights. Just a seconds pause, just briefly and it was goodnight, job done.

My chance came, he faltered at the rear of the outhouse, I zoomed, squeezed.......and missed!!

Blew my shed window in!! I tried to reload my Webley 22 air rifle but the Mark fled. I sprang up in disgust, stood in a rabbit hole and went over on my ankle. Spilling my lead pellets in the bushes, I fell and broke my home made gun case, the wood was soaked anyway and the nails loose.

Tumbling into the bush, I tore my olive cagoule and knocked off my NY baseball cap. Staving my thumb and with my face paints (Halloween novelties) stinging my eyes, I miserably gathered my kit together.

I'd lost the Battle but not the War...................Lucky Fox!!

I headed home fairly briskly, I'd been needing a shit all night...............

Saturday 11 February 2012

The Old Tramp






It was in the Spring of '93.  I was on a Vintage Car Rally round the Isle of Man.

Things started out badly and went downhill from there.  My navigator Graeme was lifted for being a peeping Tom an hour before we set off.   Then my faithful old Bentley had a puncture about three hours out of Castletown. 

I walked in the driving rain to the nearest settlement, the tiniest little fishing village perched just below a sheer cliff.   It looked like a one horse town where the horse had already bolted, but to me on that miserable day it seemed like Shangri-la.

I staggered into the only communal building, the tiniest pub near the jetty.  It was called the 'Boar's Head' and indeed a grotesque stuffed boar's head stood vigil in the hallway to greet me. The pub was deserted, only the landlord was there, a deaf old man who surely was over ninety. He looked as decrepit as his pub, the paint was peeling off the walls, the framed black and white photos hanging above the bar looked like they were from the Victorian Era.

Despite some difficulty communicating with the old codger I managed to acquire some sort of alcoholic beverage and took a seat.  When the rain finally went off I would leg it out of here, wherever exactly 'here ' was.

A few minutes later another elderly gentleman wandered into the bar.  A wizened old creature with a long white beard, the sun on his face and the bundle on his back showed that he was a tramp.

The old tramp began to ferret about in his backpack looking for cash.  He began to produce and methodically count coppers, bashed old pennies and filthy twopences.  It grieved me to watch it so I offered to purchase him a glass of whatever brew I was currently pickling my liver with. He gratefully accepted.

Once again I had to communicate with the old coot at the bar but at last I was successful.   The old tramp seemed pleased with his glass of booze, just the job to warm the cockles of his heart.

There was an old fashioned coal fire there, the old man stared deeply into it in a fashion that must surely have burned his face.   I looked outside, day had turned into a wild and stormy night.  The old man began to speak, on a night like this to be beside the fire was his one and only desire. He had been out on the sea on many a gale and thanked Neptune that he had survived!

Without waiting to be encouraged the old man continued with a tale of the sea.  My heart sank slightly as he started to ramble on, but I listened politely.

In the winter of '48 this old salty sea dog had been a lifeboat coxswain. One November night a distress call was received from a tramp steamer, she was twenty miles off into the Irish sea, the engine out and taking on water!  The lifeboat dutifully put out into the teeth of the gale.   Old Sandy then continued with a rather long winded and tedious account of their struggle about wind and waves on that night............until the climax came.  The lifeboat struck a rock and five crew members plunged into the cold dark waters, praying that they would not drown!

At dawn of that terrible night old Sandy grabbed hold of a marker buoy near the shore. He had swam all night and was almost frozen.   He looked round and cursed the sea, his other four shipmates had drowned, he alone had survived. Sandy finished his story.  From that day to this he had never gone out on the cruel sea again, he could still see the faces of his four colleagues even decades after they had gone to a watery grave.

After that horrendous tale I could well see while old Sandy had become a tramp, trying to escape the horror of that evening.   I decided the least I could do was buy him another drink.

At the bar a younger, less audibly challenged man was on duty.  I bought the old tramp another drink and turned, surprised to see that he had gone.  The old boy must have checked out I thought, gone to tramp another weary road alone.   

I looked more closely at one of the photos above the bar.  It was of a lifeboat.  it was the lifeboat, the one that sank.  There proudly in front were the five crew and one looked like a young Sandy, the old tramp!  The caption under the photo said '1848' which I assumed must be a mistake. 

 I asked the barman about it, he said the picture had been hung in his great-grandfather's time.  He know nothing about the lifeboat disaster.  

I stared at him with a puzzled expression on my face.  I mentioned the old tramp to him, Sandy the Coxswain.  The barman stared back at me with a doubly puzzled expression on his face.  'What old tramp?' came the reply.

'The one I bought the drink for.  Ask the other barman, the old guy with the dodgy hearing!'

He replied: 'Who?  This is my pub, there is no other barman here!'

I was already startled but jumped out of my skin as the framed photo of the lifeboat fell from it's place above the bar and crashed onto the floor.

Rain or not, I wasn't staying here another second!