My adventure

Hiding under the kitchen sink

I came across a sight

A greeny coloured fellow

Only one inch tall in height

I asked him in an astounded tone

`What are you doing here?`

He answered in a booming voice

`THIS IS MY HOME MY DEAR.`

Shocked and confused by his reply

This tiny little thing

Sent soundwaves through my very soul

And made my eardrums ring

Recovering from the mighty sound

I shook my head to clear

And once again I questioned him

`Why was he living here`?

`MY DEAREST BOY` he boomed again

`THIS IS MY FAMILY HOME`

`MY UNCLE’S, AUNTS AND GRANDFATHER’S

HAVE ALL SAT ON THIS THRONE`

Pointing to a little chair

A  box of balsa wood

He jumped upon his regal seat

And shouted loud and good

`I AM THE RULER OF THIS LAND`

`I AM THE PRINCE AND AIRE`

`I AM THE LAST OF THE CULDESACKS`

`OF THAT YOU MUST BEWARE`

A little sad by his response

But hiding all my fright

I asked the tiny ruler

If what he said was right

`OF COURSE I MEANT JUST WHAT I SAID`

replied the little thing

`But why so rude and why so loud?`

I asked the tiny King

`LOOK LETS PRETEND I NEVER SAID`

`THOSE WORDS WHICH SHOOK YOU GOOD`

I nodded my head and did concur

his words were misunderstood.

Still a tad confused

By the little one’s reply

I turned my head to face him

And looked him in the eye

`You really need to understand`

`That shouting‘s really rude`

And if you really are the king

You should change your foul mood

`I’LL  DECIDE` was his retort

`HOW DARE YOU QUESTION ME`

`I AM THE KING AS I SAID BEFORE`

`PLEASE REMEMBER THE COMPANY`

A little bored by this shouting match

I sighed a little sigh

I pulled my head back from the sink

Then waved the chap goodbye

`GOODBYE MY FRIEND, MY ELDEST CHUM`

He bawled at my retreat

`PLEASE COME AGAIN INTO MY RELM`

`AND NEXT TIME TAKE A SEAT`.