Attack (Poetry)

Attack...
thank-you, can I leave these here for a second?
Hic chu... hic chu... hic chu... the stapler laments.
Over and over.
Hi that's great, cheers.
Too many cards in this purse,
it's fine thanks.
There were two, one went to a hospital.
I just think that's ridiculous.
They were borrow-able surely.
I need some identification,
St Andrew and the solitary student.
I think I might read it tonight.
I cant study unless I'm here though,
odd that.
Mediocrity, always excites me.
A rumbled voice, how long was this?
Perhaps half an hour ago. 
I will send you an email.
White socks always attract dirt.
Filthy things, worn for days on end.