My Left Foot

Ohhhh the pain, my poor left foot,
With haste I removed my big work boot,
At work, I'd paced the floors all night,
It left my foot an awfy sight,

I had an appointment with the doc,
I cannily pulled off my left sock,
He cried "jings, crivvens, oh meh goad,
It looked like kill, lying on the road,

X-ray time up at Kings Cross,
My soccer career was at a loss,
I was failing in my fathering role,
My young lads stuck me in the goal,

Now, my left peg is on the mend,
It nearly had me round the bend,
The months of pain are finally through,
And all because of my big shoe!!!