Monday 26 September 2011

A Pub With No Beer!

What's this I hear?
My local pub has run out of beer!
Surely no?
Eh it's so!

My Aunt Nellie,
Made beer in an old welly!
If the pub would make it's own brew,
Round the block the customers would queue!

I met a man named Jock McGraw,
His home was near the top of the Law!
In his allotment he made some hooch,
Then he gave it to his mangy pooch!

So who needs a pub without booze?
Make your own and you'll never loose!
Ian The Jannie made his own wine,
It smelled funny but tasted fine!

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