What's this I heard today?
Five bellies cannae come oot to play?
The corpuscles in his foot are rent asunder!
With so much weight on them nae bludy wonder!
If only he would cut back his daily meals,
Or get some exercise on cycling wheels!
So get well soon you wee fat fool!
We all miss you at the school!
Go suck on a lemon and a lime!
While we all divy out your overtime!
Huge guffaw.
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